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What Squishmallow Am I?

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They’re squishy. They’re adorable. Best of all? They’re just like you and me! Well, kind of.

Ever wonder which cute plushie you’re most like in the wonderful world of Squishmallows? It’s time to find out. Hit “Start Quiz” to uncover who your soft and huggable counterpart really is.

A dog Squishmallow pillow.

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Questions Overview

1. You’re judging the Best Food in the Universe Competition. Which dish wins?
  1. Fish tacos.
  2. Mac and cheese.
  3. California sushi roll.
  4. Dino chicken nuggets.
2. Pick a donut flavor:
  1. Classic glazed.
  2. Strawberry frosted with rainbow sprinkles.
  3. French cruller.
  4. Boston cream.
3. Why didn’t you finish your homework?
  1. My dog ate it.
  2. I ate it.
  3. I was helping a friend.
  4. I forgot about it.
4. What’s the best pizza topping?
  1. Pepperoni.
  2. Mushrooms.
  3. Pineapple.
  4. Only cheese, please!
5. Pick a puzzling question:
  1. Is cereal a soup?
  2. How many holes does a straw have—1 or 2?
  3. Shouldn’t iPhone chargers be called apple juice?
  4. Is it possible to daydream in the evening?
6. Roses are red, violets are blue:
  1. This poem is dumb; I’m not finishing it for you.
  2. I have to sneeze—ah-ah-ah-choo!
  3. I love my friends, and they love me, too.
  4. A group of vultures is called a venue.
7. What would you do if you met an alien?
  1. Befriend it.
  2. Give it a tour of Earth.
  3. Ask to see its spaceship.
  4. Ask to try some of its alien food.
8. What would be the best part of being a Squishmallow?
  1. Hanging out with my Squishmallow friends.
  2. Snoozing and cruising on a comfy bed all day.
  3. Looking super adorable 24/7.
  4. Getting the best hugs ever.
9. Pick a Nintendo game:
  1. Mario Kart.
  2. Mario Party.
  3. Super Mario Bros.
  4. Super Smash Bros.
10. What’s your fave season?
  1. Summer.
  2. Winter.
  3. Spring.
  4. Autumn.
11. Which of these silly holidays would you celebrate?
  1. World Sword Swallowers Day.
  2. National Cheesecake Day.
  3. Lost Sock Memorial Day.
  4. International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
12. Choose an ice cream flavor:
  1. Mint chocolate chip.
  2. Birthday cake.
  3. Rainbow sherbert.
  4. Chocolate chip cookie dough.

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All About Squishmallows

What are Squishmallows?
Squishmallows are a line of squishy, bean-shaped plushies made by toy company Jazwares. These plushies take on countless adorable forms, from axolotls and bigfoots to mushrooms and avocados. Similar to the Beanie Baby fad of the 90s, each plushie comes with a special name and cute backstory (with some plushies being significantly rarer than others).

Why are Squishmallows so popular?
The pandemic as well as social media played a role in their viral success. During the COVID-19 pandemic, Squishmallows were a popular purchase for some people while dealing with all the stressors of the time. Thanks to TikTok, tons of people were able to share their Squishmallows, and the trend continued to grow from there. Certain celebrities, like Kim Kardashian’s daughter and TikTok influencer Charlie D’Amelio, also contributed to the plushie line’s success with their notable support.

Squishmallow Rarity Scale
Over 1,000 Squishmallows have hit the markets since their launch in 2017—but that doesn’t mean they’re all readily available. In fact, the brand gives each new plushie a rarity ranking, so buyers can know how rare their new Squishmallow really is. Here’s a quick breakdown of how their scale works:

  • Rare: A silver label for plushies that have 75,000 total units available worldwide
  • Ultra Rare: A gold label for plushies that have 50,000 total units available worldwide
  • Special Edition: An iridescent label for plushies that have 20,000 total units available worldwide
  • Select Series: A black label for plushies that have 5,000 total units available worldwide
  • Check-in Series: A purple/maroon label for exclusive plushies that can only be found by physically visiting specific locations.
  • Founder’s Edition: A black and white label for extremely rare plushies that can only be found using a special redemption code.

Where can I buy Squishmallows?
Just about anywhere! Online marketplaces like Amazon are always a safe bet, but there are plenty of big-box retail stores, pharmacies, and grocery outlets that also carry them. Here’s a quick run-down of where you might find one of these special plushies:

  • Big-box stores: Walmart, Target, Michaels, Claire’s, Five Below
  • Grocery stores & Restaurants: ALDI, Costco, Kroger’s, Cracker Barrel
  • Pharmacies: CVS, Walgreens
  • Other shops: Hot Topic, GameStop, Hallmark, Ralphs, American Eagle

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